I can't stop chewing these things...

Our neighbor is the sweetest woman, always giving treats to our daughter. Recently she gave us an entire bowl of hard candies. What's in there? these little strawberry candies.

I haven't had these in years, and had completely forgotten about them until I randomly tried one. The flavor, and the soft center... good lord I cannot stop chewing them. Sucking on these strawberry candies is not acceptable. Must chew.

I should also mention that I decided to start posting again. I spend pretty much every day writing professional for my clients and I never have a creative outlet for my own thoughts.

A lot of us turn to Facebook, but honestly folks... it's a status update it's not your diary. Hence das blog. Where the focus was once "warrior daddy, stay at home pirate captain" it's now here for my own amusement and random musing.

I'll probably track some weight loss stuff since I'm getting back to the gym, but for the most part it's going to be my collection of everything I find amusing. That includes making fun of people less fortunate than I.

Like my aunt, who is a crazy hillbilly.

I digress.

So welcome back if you've read previously. Thanks for visiting again. If I offend you, then I assure you in the most classy way possible I will tell you to go f&ck yourself.